“push! PUSH!” the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son
wouldn’t it be neat if everyone’s hair color was based off of their birth stone??
tag what your hair color would be!!!
sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage
thank you for this tiny gift bethesda
not to nitpick but every time a straight girl refers to a friend as her ‘girlfriend’ i lose 5 years off my life
gillian cussing in the x files gag reels
im completely losing it over this gif
Somebody please reverse this gif I have a feeling it will be 100 times more funny in reverse. Please.
Here you go!
YES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
Shit the Courier says
fun activity: picking the skin off ur lips until they bleed because u r so nervous
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
my stomach hurts
Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did
😂😂
Good morning nerds, I’m your new substitute teacher.


